January 2011
49 posts
best new tumblr ever →
Go anonymous. Tell me a secret that you would...
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.
AT PARTYS
illbeherewaitingbaby:
The Drunk Bitches be like
The Niggas be like
The Party Sluts be like
The Divas be like
The Rich Chicks be like
The Hot Guys be like
The Pot Heads be like
That Guy You Thought Was Straight be like
The Ghetto Gurls be like
The 9yr Olds be like
The Hipsters be like
The Queens be like
That Weird Girl be like
The Drunk Frat Boys be like
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“If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and the left was Christmas, could I meet you...”
– ANON LAWL
suicide and wrist cutting jokes are NOT funny in...
rachelactually-:
reblog this if you know someone who has either cut themselves committed suicide attempted suicide suffered/s from depression
or if you have attempted suicide cut your self suffer/ed from depression
the mental state that someone must be in to want to end their life is extremely serious and is very frightening for those who care about them, this message needs to be broadcast...
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
So, let me get this "straight" - Larry King is...
foxfingers asked: lawl if life was a video game i think i'd die because i couldn't handle that awesomeness